machococat

An aspiring writer whose random tendencies are astounding, interesting, and weirdly funny all at once... And fandoms. Enjoy!


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Reblogged from urmotherwasahamster

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster, via laugh-addict)

Reblogged from fictionalfeather

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

Reblogged from sideshowknob

pussyxriot:

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY

(Source: sideshowknob, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

Reblogged from askthefangirls

500daysofevilexes:

This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.

(Source: askthefangirls, via camiekahle)

Reblogged from falloutdouche

samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

(Source: falloutdouche, via camiekahle)

Reblogged from hawkbramble
yourfavoritehelloo:

hawkbramble:

THE BEST PLOT TWIST

Thought this was going somewhere else omg

yourfavoritehelloo:

hawkbramble:

THE BEST PLOT TWIST

Thought this was going somewhere else omg

(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

Reblogged from shy731remade-deactivated2014050

spitefulbitch:

restructures:

shykomaeda:

myflameofhope:

shykomaeda:

how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess

or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay

or how about a lesbian princess

how about a princess whose sexuality doesn’t matter and that doesn’t focus or rely on a love interest????

or a lesbian princess

(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

Reblogged from highpawayden
  • Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
  • Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
  • Brother: Really?
  • Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
  • Brother:
  • Me:
  • Brother: ???
  • Me: ... fine as hell.
Reblogged from terehsa

(Source: terehsa, via camiekahle)

Reblogged from beelzebrox

beelzebrox:

My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just

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(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

Reblogged from uwaaaah

(Source: uwaaaah, via camiekahle)

Reblogged from mondaysarepeopletoo

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

Reblogged from flappypussyz

opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

My coffee image

How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

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(via thesparklygoddess)

Reblogged from psycosis91

wedgekun:

xeroxjaeger:

fish-blog:

acetraineraudrey:

iamjushwa:

aplacecalledorange:

wthispattysimcox:

unfriendlygayhottie:

luisitoloves:

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I can’t even.

DEAD

OH MY GOD

I’M DONE

this is so perfect.

I am so happy this made its rounds again

O_O 

(Source: psycosis91, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

Reblogged from hickspanic
areumdw:

me when I’m stressed

areumdw:

me when I’m stressed

(Source: hickspanic, via thesparklygoddess)