machococat

An aspiring writer whose random tendencies are astounding, interesting, and weirdly funny all at once... And fandoms. Enjoy!


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Reblogged from michaxl

chilledoutcatgirl:

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

This is going too far now

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Reblogged from thorlokid

black-nata:

Steve before and after Bucky fell

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Reblogged from nygrd

deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

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Reblogged from fuckyeahsergeantcalhoun

tdlballistic:

The Best of Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun

I love her rated-E for everyone phrases. We all know how much she wants to swear but can’t because it’s not in her programming.

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Reblogged from sluttybitch2007
thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

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Reblogged from ibelieveinmartinfreeman

VERY IMPORTANTE


ibelieveinmartinfreeman
:

THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:

  1.  DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT

    image (that’s a bandaid by the way)

  2. DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN

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Reblogged from xcyst

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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Reblogged from caps-soldier

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

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Reblogged from starfleetrambo
starfleetrambo:

You can create a character and you can kill them in the most gruesome of ways.

starfleetrambo:

You can create a character and you can kill them in the most gruesome of ways.

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Reblogged from lifehackable
shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

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Reblogged from megg33k

rupeerose:

teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

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Reblogged from bearsnbritts

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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Reblogged from hopepunk-remade

dragonbadgerhugs:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

castielcampbell:

eccoecco:

despairchihiro:

"ugh tumblr is so hypocritical smh"

well the site has over 1 million users and the closest thing to agreement is that they all dislike wasps what the FUCK were you expecting

i actually like wasps

you just couldn’t go with the flow COULD you! just HAD to be our SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!

What now? Umbridge Sympathizers?!

I like Umbridge I think she’s swell

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Reblogged from thesorrovv

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

This really describes the injustice of due dates at school

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Reblogged from stunningpicture
stunningpicture:

So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes


Those googly eyes must be huge!

stunningpicture:

So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes

Those googly eyes must be huge!

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